Jimbo’s Story: dees bukkake bitchez wuz in a hurry to get it ova wit, but they was a lotta guys left to cream all ova dem. wit like more than 20 dudez these chikas aint goin nowhere 4 a good long time. they aint like the bukkake but i guess they gota do it. billz billz billz… paid with jism cum cum. dudes didnt care bout the reason – they jus wanted 2 bust nuts on dees HOS like it aint nething. they took they good ol time 2 n didnt care how the bitchez felt bout it. not one bit, yea they just jizm all ova witout a care.

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Every guy’s dream is to have 6 holes to choose from instead of 3, isn’t it? Rhonda and Mary are ready to make that fantasy come alive. These 2 are here to slob your knob while they play with each other. They’ll give you the option of any or all of their fuck holes if you can handle it. They want it in the ass, in the vag, and the cumshot on the face. But whose face? I guess this lucky bastard gets to decide that for himself because he’s the only 1 actually fucking them! Your dream may not come true today but u can see it happen for a fellow man.

Jimbo’s Story: aint nuthin that spellz out wite trash like a tubby ol tat on a lil ol tit, you no? this bitch is sexy n so is her friend but that raunchy tat makes her a target for a bukkake like nuthin b4. so many dudes lined up 2 cream on that tittie that they be out the door. they strokin n strokin waitin four a turn to jism all ova those bodys! bitchez tung eachother n do wuts necessary 2 sop up all the cum that cumming at em. they gots they mouths open WIDE n they trashy titties out two ready for a sukin. man o guy us this a wite out wit sum wite trash!

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Jimbo’s Story: bitch been hit by a steddy stream of piss n vinegar up in ‘here… actally its just piss n cream but you kno wut i mean. theys 2 bitchass bitchEZ here n they both like it filthy but the blondie bitchy is way more fuked up. she aint care wut goes in her mouth as long as she can brush her big white aftawards. she get hit by ebony dudez, wite dudez, JIMBO, n otherz 2. we allz fuked the shizz outta her b4 we attaked her little ebony box (or is it brown? i 4get). bottom line: these hoz got fuked n thats all that matter to JIMBO n 2 u.

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Paloma is a Hispanic MILF with a lot of experience in the penis sucking arena. She loves taking a fat white man meat in her mouth as opposed to her hubby’s 4 incher. She struggles with the size of it at first, particularly the thickness, but gets the hang of it rather quickly. Her hooters are plump enough to put the monster in there for a while to get him worked up. Eventually she sticks inside her very sexy mouth and gets the job done. Where does the guy decide to cream as a thank you? In her hair of course!

I gotta say it was real nice seeing Michelle & Jay again. Its been quite a while since I shot them last for Real Couples and to tell you the truth, I wasn’t sure what shoot I wanted to do with them today whether it should go on Real Couples or One Guy Banned (my other site) even Michelle knew that I wasn’t really sure what I wanted and we spent so much time catching up on conversation on what was going on in our lives, me with Real Couples and her with the whole X Factor thing and (well everybody knows already) her having a baby. I have to say this…Michelle is still hot!

My first impression on seing them after so long was Jay looked like he had lost weight (he has) and Michelle was more petite than I last saw her..or I was a bigger tubby bastard than I thought, perish the thought. It turned out she wasn’t wearing high heels which is why she was so ickle because she was wearing flip flops because she painted her nails up all nice for the foot fetish stuff we were about to do today.

It seems I’m not the only 1 to notice Michelle has pretty feet. They are lil and yummy and hearing the cries of various fans of Miss Thorne from yonder and around the way I decided to act on them when I feel I haven’t exploited this underrated aspect of her beauty and whatever I was going to do today it had to have her feet in it somehow. It turns out Jay loves her feet too but not necessarily in a fetishy way or anything. Nice feet are like nice tits- theres only so much u can do with them after you get turned on …well, you insert point a into point b. A fetish is usually something you can get off with to completion by focussing onto that 1 thing. Nice feet, nice arse, legs and jugs and a pretty face are all but part of a whole package which Michelle is blessed with and I for 1 feel honoured that she has done some sterling scenes for me with Jay of which this is the third time.

Call me shallow but 1 of the most interesting things I noted being here in Prague is the near zero absence of boob jobs. Everywhere I went, on the street, in the supermarket and the bars (yeah I did a bit of cruising around in between shoots in my near 3 days there). I noticed this because my man meat was letting me know by saying: hey buddy- you paying attention up there! Look at the jiggle in dem tiddies! It was the subtlety of it all I found real sexy…Real natural hooters straining against tops, mammaries spilling over…Girls couldn’t even hide their assets in woolly jumpers. All the couples on my trip have had impressively attractive breasts and by no means least of them was Kate Jones. Thing is I think guys who are used to seeing breasts like these everyday just take them for granted. There doesn’t seem to be much titty play in videos I notice these days but then to quote 1 performer who didn’t care much for such things real or enhanced, they’re just there. What do u do with them apart form a lil suck, twiddle and tit wank?…Well my dear friend, u can do many sexy things with a pair of ample breasts….hell u could make a whole feature out of puppies alone. Russ Meyer made a damn good living out of boobs. But I digress.

My final shoot here was not going to be a straightforward 1 and as I like to have a bit of a chin wag with the couples before hand I had to do this through Karls girlfriend Lucie but talking aside, the one language everyone understands is sex and this they did fluently as they sucked , screwed and licked across the sofa and the bed after Kate kicked off proceedings by putting on a solo show playing with her bitch as Lucas played with this boner watching her. This was a highly personal place to start but Europeans have no qualms about such things…well not as much as us Brits would and this was a good place as any to clip what was about to ensue. Lucas walked over to the bed and ate her out as she returned the favour at the same time keeping each other occupied and alternated by kissing each other occasionally. Sexy stuff. Tasting each other through kissing! Heady stuff for voyeurs. Nothing by the book about this couple where passion was concerned. They found their moment palying with each other for awhile and I quite liked the build up as when they were good and ready there was no going back. Lucas had a hard on with a mission and Kates vagina was wet and prepared for a good pounding as she gasped, writhed and moaned with each thrust occasionally pulling out to taste her wet pussy on his dick. They fucked for a bit more when Lucas turned his attention to licking her arse hole and stimulating her skank at the same time, not missing a beat.

By the time he sunk his peen into her arse inch by throbbing inch, Kates eyes seemed to roll inside her head as she gasped and took each thrust slowly in and out gaining momentum as her arse hole opened up to his wang. They nailed in a couple of positions on the sofa before moving the action to the bed where seeing her body writhing and boobs jiggling furiously in all their splendour (there he goes with thte boobies again) Lucas pulled out to put his man meat in her muff and pumped away furiously as he came deep inside her. Kate kept her legs open wide as her pink ho pursed open and jizz seeped out of it and it is with this in mind I wrapped up and was outta there on my way to the airport with the indelible imprint of Kate Jones magnificent boobies jiggling around in my mind. Boy these European ladies are something else. I really like coming out here to Prague.

Kaia and Merlin were brought to my attention by Vinnie Bones as he has come to be known now as he is a regular working guy in the UK porn industry. I got the pics through and we had the usual telephone conversation and I agreed to book them a hotel as they were going to be in London for the period the shoot was to take place. Besides it wasn’t convenient to do a shoot at their place in Preston.

On the day I met them at the hotel I booked for them. we went up to the room and thought they were a bit stand off-ish. Undetered I ignored it as some of my best shoots have started off with this unfamiliar silence which I put down to the long drive and suggested they have a few hours to chill out and rest and I could come back, after all they were booked in for the night anyway.

Kaia seemed so uneasy about something that she prompted they would rather get on with it so I thought I’d try the direct approach by asking what the problem was and she told me she found the whole thing sleazy…Which really threw me as they knew what we were doing and I booked this place for them which, ok its not the Savoy but its a decent room with an en suite bathroom in a three star hotel. Then she proceeded to explain that shooting porn itself was sleazy. Them doing it was sleazy. Ok. I cant disagree that a bit of sleaze, if we should be honest is the ingredient for us to indulge our ebony desires. It makes the whole thing salacious, mischievous and how can something that feels so nice be so wrong? Then she explained they had a rather unpleasant encounter with another photographer and producer whom I was once familiar with and it all became clear. I don’t do any of that nude hugs and touchy feely stuff…well, not unless I’m invited to anyway. It seems this sort of thing left her cold and thinking the whole porn industry was like this.

Kirsty and Chris came to my attention through Lara, one half of another couple featured on here who both seemed as keen as beans to do their very first video shoot never having even done it for themselves. After a bit of time talking to them, the day came and I was driving to meet them in person where they live in Swansea.

I arrived to meet a rather attractive couple with a bit of an age gap between them. Kirsty is 21 and Chris is about 30 something. Both have been together for some time now before getting together the past year or so and they’ve been discovering things together as couples usually do and 1 of those things is swinging which they both enjoy enormously. The reason behind them doing a clip stemmed from this. They have had sex in front of complete strangers and found they really enjoyed it. I think this was more Chris idea and Kirsty agreed to it with a mischievous grin. Chris soon found out performing on a video was not quite the same as fucking in front of people watching. I was there to make a clip so wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be turned on and having a fiddle with me knob doing so. I’m a professional and don’t do such things….well I would’ve cos Kirsty was real sweet but it was far at the back of my mind and could’ve had a different outcome. For the best or worse who knows. But when u are getting to know each other u don’t really take that chance. I mean its something that could either rock your world and make you wake up to how sleazy the porn industry can be. I prefer the more civilised approach and considered it rude. Not that I hadn’t thought of it if it was to aid their video making experience.

So they are getting it on in the first act of the film where Kirsty settles down with her glass of beer feeling awkward as its her first time so I kind of prompt the proceedings by goading Chris on who really didn’t need much prompting as he went straight for her twat, pulling her knickers aside and gave her vag a good lashing with his tongue as she bucked, moaned and writhed around, and forced his head into her pussy as if suffocating him. Chris wasn’t complaining.

Some of u may have been caught doing the last bits of shopping prior to Christmas while others had already started drinking an making merriment in their own way. Rio and David are one such couple.

I met Rio way back in October on a trip in Portugal where it came up in conversation about what I do. Her eyes flashed a mischievous interest but I wasn’t sure she was actually going to follow through until I hung out in her room to speak to her partner David all the way back in England at the ungodly hour of two in the morning, where I can imagine he was all bleary eyed with sleep to have his girlfriend excitedly ask him: Honey, how do u want to do a video for Real Couples? You dl, Rios motive might have been because she badly wanted to fuck a boy in the arse with a strap on. I said, @Girl, you can do whatever u bothdamn weel want. Just make it sexy!’

November rolled by and December came around and I thought I’d give them a call to which they decided after seeing the site that they wanted to go ahead with it and booked the date and there I was, at their place south of the London river. We discussed what they wanted to do and I told them they could be as wild and raunchy as they wanna be. Its their show and I don’t censor couples…well, short of some strange voodoo rituals involving human sacrifices maybe..but even then (ha ha- just kidding).

U must understand that Rio and David have sex at Olympian proportions, fucking amongst other things for up to three days without sleep. I wont even go into how they do that. I mean once I’ve shot me jizz , I roll over, fart and go to sleep like most normal folk…Ha ha just kidding again. Really. But yes, they paid the price for their vice by walking around sore and stinging for over a week.